Smallest Epic

Pressure is what grants

even the smallest challenge

epic potential

Betwixt

Betwixt writ and wit

lies subtleties and quick lit

that outsmarts itself

Three Kinds of People

Three kinds of people

Are found in the world today:

Me, you, us, and them

The People

Accept the people

Make it simple to be loved

Except the people ...

Falling On Deaf Ears

The world's best knock knock:

Wanna hear? Please say "knock, knock".

Okay, sure .... "knock ... knock" .....

Pseudo-Self Reference

A real haiku has

hints of green trees and wisdom

not just random words

Introspective Armory

The best kinds of jokes

Are like songs - they are triggered

Like silent gunshots

Dreaming of Loneliness

Deeply, she dreamed of

Answers, hope, solace ... kindreds

Alone, at home, in bed

Best offense

The very best way

To resolve conflict with peers

Is to lack offense

Well Spent

Were there only one

Day left on the Calendar

Be best spent at love

Philotic Resonance

He never missed it

EvenThoughItJustShowedUp

It did not exist

Water Heart

His new T-shirt said:

If other side is greener,

Water your own grass 

Actually Home

When you get back home

Remember to reconnect

Easily not back

Subtle Proverb

She whispered proverbs

Don't be interesting or bored

Instead, interested

Missing Points

I sometimes wish that

I had more time, more moments

... I must not see them

Hidden Hidden

Sometimes hidden truth

Is only hidden from you

When you don't need it

Emotional Generalizations

Hurts me more than you

I'll never do that again

And ... That's what she said

Fractional Time

When is a number

both integer and fraction

most the time: neither

Shaken and Stirred

The argument took

All my evidence and shook

Apart foundations

Cheese Pain

Pain more more more less
Haikus are like lobsters, too
'Cept the part 'bout cheese