Classically Trite

Poetry is trite
But only because classic
Don't go out of style

Pseudo Cogntivity

Cognitivity
Is not a word but it sounds
Just like how we think

Fallow Coding

The fallow coding
Bore little fruit into sprints
Check-ins red with puns

Only Everything

Just Development
It's just all-time-consuming
Only all my time

Fragmented Turn

Electricity
Fragmenting the stormy sky
Science turned magic

Siegecrafter

Running on a belt
Wreaking machines before death
Chaos for order

Deferred Deference

Client decisions
Are sometimes later answered
Than they are useful

Timing is Everything

Passionate Coding
Requires Timing, Planning, 
And Caffeination

Kind Quality

Said, "It is quality!"
But he didn't say what kind
So he's right and wrong.

Storied Code

The developer
reads the stashed user story
then writes tests and code

Drive-by Dollars

One more assignment
one more day, one more dollar ...
through drive-by tasking

Haiku of Haiku

Jason says to me
That I must write a haiku
So here: a haiku

Perfectly Broken

All my code pristine
Works perfectly on my Chrome
Not on my I.E.

Writing Poetry

Five seven five lines
Do you write proper haiku?
Joe's reply is "No."

Generalized Truth

Do not contradict
My generalization
You'll reveal the lie!

Shadow of Memory

Only knew her name
A drop of dew in the rain
Invisibly Lost

Is nothing enough?

Magnanimously
Anti-sabbatarian
Inadequacy

Invalid validility

At some point testing
Only validates answers
Never the questions

A Fable Tale

Once upon a time
There were three cute little pigs
A wolf at them whole

Meeting Blues

Rubix money bought
Four pizzas and eight sodas
'Think I ate too much  

Black Rainbows

The black crow feathers
Catch the light, thus revealing
Rainbows of color

Dreaming light

A million voices
At the reflection of dawn
Sing of dreams of light

Bonus Daze

Bonus days again

As code monkies do unite

over test results

Low Ball

Guaranteed success

Comes from some really low goals

Or maybe lying

Pseudo Wit

There are too many

puns designed ironically

without mettle, ink

Rhetorical Recursion

I sometimes think on

In Spanish "sin" is without.

So what's "without sin"?

They do it with mirrors

So, what would you call

graffiti on prison walls

Just one word: context

Retroactive Rest

At what point do we

Pay off the sleep debt of our

Weary ancestors